penis meat

The actual substance that makes up the Penis and is the tastiest part. Commonly referred to as the shaft.

She was eating my Penis meat all night long.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 17, 2018

Penis Patriot

A person who vigorously jacks their cock whilst supporting the jacking of other cocks at thine same time...eth.

Penis patriot: Doth thoust want to thrust thine hand upon thine shaft???
Straight male: no dude. That’s for posers and faggots. Your acting like a straight up Penis Patriot

by Sergeant Testicle August 12, 2019

Penis Peeker

One who sneaks peeks at males genitalia.

I was walking out of the shower when that penis peeker took a look at the angle of my dangle.

by Spence da Peek December 9, 2006

Penis Peach

Penis peach is the peach crayon color name from the brand VaginaDick crayon company. They also have colors like vagina violet and clit cyan

I just purchased my pack of crayons for school, I love the color penis peach that it has.

by Penispeach September 4, 2014

penis mache

Formed by quickly wrapping a tissue around your member right after sex so you can slide off the bed without dripping excess semen all over the place. By the time you reach the edge of the bed and attempt to remove the tissue to clean up, the semen soaked paper has glued itself to your member much like paper mache and it can be extremely difficult to remove all the little bits.

"Damn it, I wallpapered my dick again just to avoid staining the sheets. Gonna need a chisel to remove this dried penis mache. "

by eyesee63 November 23, 2013

pebble penis

Smallest classification of penis.
Smaller than a tiny penis or micro penis.
Barely classified as a penis it is so small.
Small penile bump protruding from a male's pubic area.

"Did you bang Morris?"
"No, he had a pebble penis, it would have been impossible!"

by blamblamglam December 10, 2013

penis lord

A man with the strongest dong

He is the ultimate penis lord.

by Dank Definitions January 8, 2018