penis meat

The actual substance that makes up the Penis and is the tastiest part. Commonly referred to as the shaft.

She was eating my Penis meat all night long.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 17, 2018

Penis Peeker

One who sneaks peeks at males genitalia.

I was walking out of the shower when that penis peeker took a look at the angle of my dangle.

by Spence da Peek December 9, 2006

Penis Cum

When you Rub Rub on your pp and white sticky stuff comes out

Me: *rubs rubs*
Penis: *Creates penis cum*

by LoliHentaiCool January 27, 2021

llama penis

A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.

Last night, I fucked a llama penis.

by CrotchLlamas June 1, 2017

penis lord

A man with the strongest dong

He is the ultimate penis lord.

by Dank Definitions January 8, 2018

pebble penis

Smallest classification of penis.
Smaller than a tiny penis or micro penis.
Barely classified as a penis it is so small.
Small penile bump protruding from a male's pubic area.

"Did you bang Morris?"
"No, he had a pebble penis, it would have been impossible!"

by blamblamglam December 10, 2013

Penis Patriot

A person who vigorously jacks their cock whilst supporting the jacking of other cocks at thine same time...eth.

Penis patriot: Doth thoust want to thrust thine hand upon thine shaft???
Straight male: no dude. That’s for posers and faggots. Your acting like a straight up Penis Patriot

by Sergeant Testicle August 12, 2019