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Fart Punch

When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.
I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.
by King Simmo November 14, 2013
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Stomach Punch

1. The act of cramming your penis so far into your girl that you hit her stomach and cause her a discomforting amount of pain, and that awkward feeling of having cramps/having to shit.
John-"Yo, you get with that bitch last night?"

Daniel "Shit, You know it. I hit is so hard last night i straight stomach punched that hoe"
by MammothDubya November 19, 2013
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Erica Punch

A slap across the face given by a male and received by a female resulting in a Title IX report and a No-Contact Order against the male.
"Did you hear about the Erica Punch at that party?" "Yeah, that guy is a complete asshole!" "She filed a report and he's not allowed to contact her at all anymore!"
by Mr. Aaron Rodgers December 10, 2014
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throat punch in the dick

An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.
Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.

Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.

Person 1:Dude that sucks.
by FancyCharizard December 13, 2014
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polynesian punch

While having intense sex with a woman from behind, one will begin punching her in her anus until one's fist enters
That girl I met at the bar last night was so kinky, she asked me to do the polynesian punch.
by Larthius September 3, 2014
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Butter Punch

When someone grips your moobs and punches them rapidly. Mainly used by older siblings as a way of sweet revenge.
“Man got a butter punch by his older brother yeh. Painful as Hell”.
by JaviZavi April 7, 2020
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Roman shock punch

The sexual act I having anal sex and right as the man pulls out punching his cock while he comes and then cutting of its head and chewing on it....then shatting on his chest while make their children watch.
"I gave my husband a roman shock punch last night" " wtf is that why your in prison
by Andrew.Ben.Bunt.Moran November 17, 2014
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