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by Sædkonsulanten October 1, 2021

Orzasm

(noun) Orzasm: Optimal Relaxation Zone (ORZ) after an orgasm (asm). The best time for a nap if you have had a wank as a result of not being able to sleep.

For hook-ups, the Orzasm is the best time to cuddle up after sex, before the Post-Cum Clarity hits. For couples, the Orzasm is the perfect time to put on a good film and chill out, perhaps even sleep.

Callum: “Oh god man, now I’ve finished I feel so relaxed, you know!”

Connor: “That’ll be the Orzasm, make the most of it, it is the best time to relax or even take a quick nap.”

Callum: “I will bro, cheers.”

by AnonymousJFH February 4, 2022

Orgasmic Mutation

The act of nature imposed on a human mid coitus, transitioning genes into a primal form, essentially transforming the host into a beastial form.

(The words "orgasmic mutation" was created by me and if it weren't for my messed up friends I'd never have a definition)

"Yo! Did you hear about Brian?"

"No. What happened?"

"He was fucking and had an orgasmic mutation!"

by D-Street1321 January 2, 2022

orgasmise

Something Stewie Griffin does

Stewie: orgasmise, orgasmise!

Me: yup that’s how strippers dance.

by ✨Suck_ur_nan_emilia✨ March 24, 2022

orgasmic

intense orgasms overtaking your body starting from the eyes.

jess mariano is so orgasmic i am literally shaking

by jessmarianoslut2628291102 March 27, 2022

Orgasm

To reach the highest point in sex

Jake invited Olivia over to his house. His parents were out of town. He looked at her giant boobs and she knew what he wanted. They both got onto the bed and Jake started kissing her. Jake time off her clothes and Olivia did the same. She stared at his 12" cock and couldn't believe what she saw. He start by kissing her tits and he slowly moved down her body. He then reached her vagina and started to suck. He bit her vagina and sucked it hard. She moaned. " Mmmm ahhh -- uhhgg..- MMM -" She decided to return the favor by slowing sucking his cock. Later Jake put his massive 12" cock into her vagina and kissed her very passionately. "HARDER!! I want all of you inside me babe!!!" She screamed. "Ahhhh mmmmm uhggggh ahh" *moan* "HARDER DADDY" she said. Jake went as hard as he could and he fucked her HARD. Jake went on top of her and started to shove his cock in and out of her vagina. She then orgasmed. They did this for about 2 hours and Olivia had then orgasmed at least 15 times. Jake's bed was covered in cum and semen. She then orgasmed for 5 minutes while Jake shoved his cock in and out of her vagina. "HARDER DADDY" she screamed *moan* *moan* AHHHHHHH mmmmm uhggggh!!! They both got tired and fell asleep in that position. (Jake's cock in Olivia's vagina)

by s3xy-b3d_h34d - April 8, 2022

Orgasmic

When something is so good, its comparable to an orgasm.

JEEEEZ! Sams orgasmic.

by Milk theif April 30, 2022