National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 8, 2022

cUN+$TABLE

Unstable police rental prices.

Bro, every cUN+$TABLE costs more than the last one!

by Abbott December 18, 2022

Lake House Picnic Table

When one woman (usually older) eats out her friend from behind on a dock while a male companion watches and masturbates.

My Airbnb's neighbors were displeased when they noticed my mom enjoying a Lake House Picnic Table at 2am

by phillyp1 December 29, 2023

Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.

Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.

by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021

Table 11

The coolest lunch table You will ever see. The nicest people. Funniest jokes.everyone is friends

I wish I sat at table 11
Me too

by Dancergirl021606 May 13, 2018

table txting

to put your keyboard cell phone down on a table and place your hand(s) on it and type your txt message like a keyboard on a computer.

I was at a fast food place and I had a burger in my hand, but I had to txt someone, so I started table txting with my free hand.

by blizzblast December 14, 2010

The Periodic Table

6A's secret language that Mr. Hyatt and Teacher Harrison know about. The language has many words that I will not give examples of.

83-43-1 is an example of how the word should be written in the language.
The Periodic Table is also known for learning elements in science class

by iwnfbfie December 9, 2020