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Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan
Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights
by Empty Water Bottle October 23, 2011
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Night Mares

A chick that's reeeeeel ugly!!!
by Anphony March 5, 2003
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Night Fever

A fake excuse a Bahamian DJ gives you for what is clearly herpes. It may or may not be caused by the excessive handling of "roofies".

Victims have been known to sleep for entire days of their vacations and lose the ability to wrestle the most powerful thoughts of their unconscious away from their mouths. If they don't let out these irrepressible thoughts verbally the skin on their lips has been known to bubble up.
For example a victim of night fever might suddenly say something like "I can't wait to see your penis" to avoid a potentially embarrassing night fever flare up.
by djnightfever April 7, 2011
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sheepless nights

Insomnia caused by a lack of sheep to screw.
Whenever the farmer travels, he has sheepless nights.
by Trick_or_tweet March 29, 2010
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Plumber Night

Any night that you have extensive sexual intercourse with no ejaculation. Named after the situation frequently found when you order a plumber: you stay in all day, and nobody comes.
Bob: Kelly came round last night.
Roger: I take it you left her looking like a Painter's Radio?
Bob: I couldn't get that far mate. Neither could she.
Roger: Ah, sounds like you had a Plumber Night.
Bob: You know all the cool sexual pseudonyms.
by CageFightingBlogger November 30, 2010
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Ghetto Night

Super hot people bar-hopping to scummy bars that attract the less fortunate. Typically the place is not safe and has cheap beer, drinks, decor, and women. Great people watching and usually a good time.
Let's switch it up and have a ghetto night instead of going clubbing tonight.
by countrygirl40 December 17, 2010
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Thiefery Night

November 7th; Thiefery Night was established in 1991 and has been celebrated annually since. It is a tradition in the United States but originated in Germany. On this night various acts of swindling, hooliganism, and shananigans are carried out by preteens, tweens, and teenagers.
Thiefery Night includes but is not limited to taking chapstick out of pockets and purses, moving car keys, borrowing babies, folding all pieces of paper (including bills) into oragami swans, taking batteries out of remote controls and shoelaces out of shoes and/or any crimes commited on Mischief Night.
by Thiefery Mischief November 6, 2010
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