clown cock

A fuck up. One who fools around too much. Clown cockery: the act of clown cocking. Clown cocking :the madcap actions of the said clown cock.

You need to get serious and stop being a clown cock. The clown cockery has to stop now.

by irondaddy2262 October 11, 2016

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Cock Craning

To peek over the shoulder of the person in front of you in order to catch a glimpse of cock.

1. Tom got a black eye from cock craning for too long in the gents.
2. It took Bob a while to notice that Tony was cock craning behind him.
3. No-one in the polaroid photo could work out who the thin man cock craning behind them was.

by Bagel Dave July 3, 2006

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cock cuddling

Snuggling or cuddling up to your man's cock and sucking. Giving a long, drawn out blow job, often while on a drive or while watching a movie. Always done with extreme enjoyment and never in. hurry.

Last night, my boyfriend and I went to the movies. Much to my disappointment there were too many people for me to get in a good cock cuddling session during the show. Thankfully I was able to snuggle up to his cock on the long drive home.

by grl_gone_wild December 31, 2017

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Cock Physics

The inner working relationship between the male's brain and penis, usually resulting in cloudy thoughts or irrational decisions.

Homie: Can't figure out what to do with this girl...should I dump her or naw?
Other Homie: Dude, Jerk off and then make up your mind, just do some good old cock physics, ya know?

*boys chilling in the club*
Friend: Yo Josh, this hot ass girl is totally making eyes at me.
Josh: Naw dude, thats some cock physics...she is looking right at the T.V. behind your dumb ass

by EvStAr June 2, 2018

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