Deez Nuts

the best phrase ever, especially when used to tool females

Snoop: Yeah, so you want it on CD or on tape?
Host: How about a CD?
Snoop: CD? Well, CDeez nuts!
Host: Alright, well how about a tape?
Snoop: Tape huh? Aight, you can tape DEEZ NUTS to your CHIN.

by boom boom b July 19, 2004

deez nuts

Person 1: Yo, you know Phillip
Person 2: Phillip who?
Person 3: Phillip on DEEEEEZ NUUUUUTSSS

by Smith Dogg October 19, 2003

nuts

another word to use instead of Shucks

Oh, Nuts, golly gee, I missed the toilet.

by nuts January 7, 2007

Deez Nuts

The hanging sacks of flesh under a man's penis. Also known as testicles.

Yo bitch, you want to suck on deez nuts. Do you want these nuts in your mouth??

by dasmart one November 19, 2007

nuts

n 1. testicles.

"Ohh fuck, I got hit in the nuts."

by MF January 7, 2007

tous les nuits

tous les nuits is French for "every night", which is one of the times I jack off and cum.

I normally jerk off and blow my load tous les nuits, and last night was no different -- I played with my cock & balls for a while and then fapped until I shot my shit!

by eda-skip December 11, 2021

These nuts

in yo mouf

a person on there knees putting a males private part in there mouth

by i told u so May 8, 2003