Mystery arse

Only used as a last resort when you have no come back

Shup you ya big smell
Response: You’re nun but a mystery arse

by Ernestas starch December 02, 2019

Mystery arse

One with the smelly hole

Lucas you’ve some mystery arse

by Erniefella December 02, 2019

Rat-Arsed

Extremely drunk, also used as a substitution for the word 'bothered'.

"Ah got so rat arsed last nigh' ah could barely see mah feet!"

"I'll talk to you before school tomorrow morning if I can be rat-arsed to get up on time."

by Canonboyo April 02, 2013

upside down arse

A stupid person (usually used in text)

Jack: *cracks a stupid joke*

Thomas: "Listen here you upside down arse"

by Rageyyyy August 24, 2021

arse bracket

A seat on wheels, usually pulled by a disabled or lazy person (ie Jack Carrol from corrie) so they can rest or sit down when they feek like it.

"Shit, that so-called funny man from bgt,.the one with the arse bracket is sooo fuckin annoying"

by sipukka March 27, 2024

arse thunder

Extremely voluminous fart with pant tearing characteristics and often smelling like and elderly yak took a dump in your pants

His arse thunder was that bad it blew out the windows and peeled the paint

by australianstig August 16, 2015

mega sore arse

Gay male dinosaur

It's a mega sore arse

by Thewaipuflusher February 21, 2024