Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

by Empty Water Bottle October 23, 2011

Night Mares

A chick that's reeeeeel ugly!!!

That bitch is Naight Mares!!!

by Anphony March 5, 2003

Night Fever

A fake excuse a Bahamian DJ gives you for what is clearly herpes. It may or may not be caused by the excessive handling of "roofies".

Victims have been known to sleep for entire days of their vacations and lose the ability to wrestle the most powerful thoughts of their unconscious away from their mouths. If they don't let out these irrepressible thoughts verbally the skin on their lips has been known to bubble up.

For example a victim of night fever might suddenly say something like "I can't wait to see your penis" to avoid a potentially embarrassing night fever flare up.

by djnightfever April 7, 2011

Boys Of The Night

A group of badass motherfuckers who hit the streets and fuck shit up at night.

Yo watch out, the Boys Of The Night are in town.

by mdoggydog1738 July 24, 2016

Night-Out

Where a group of friends go on a long drive and end up watching race gurram in the Car.

Stiff:“Bro let’s plan a Night-Out. Psych it’s gonna be”
Cow:“Race Gurram ftw”.
Dope,kolli: Yea!!

by Shash132 April 12, 2019

Greasy Night

You've had anal sex and end up with a lot of shit on your penis, you have had a greasy night.

Brain: I heard you had a one night stand last night.
Chad: Yeah, but she was a proper minger, ended up having a greasy night!
Brain: That's fucking gross!

by UD Editor May 7, 2022

Plumber Night

Any night that you have extensive sexual intercourse with no ejaculation. Named after the situation frequently found when you order a plumber: you stay in all day, and nobody comes.

Bob: Kelly came round last night.
Roger: I take it you left her looking like a Painter's Radio?
Bob: I couldn't get that far mate. Neither could she.
Roger: Ah, sounds like you had a Plumber Night.
Bob: You know all the cool sexual pseudonyms.

by CageFightingBlogger November 30, 2010