Nathan 

The funniest guy you'll ever meet, whilst somehow also being the smartest. Once he hits his thirties, Nathan will be making ten times your salary, have a hot wife, beautiful kids, a paid in full six bedroom house, and have a successful standup career on the side. You will never measure up to him.

Andrew Tate: "I wish I was like Nathan man, he's got everything I don't".
Tate simp: "Like what?"
Andrew Tate: "A likable personality".

Nathan by RAZORBURN20 August 9, 2024

Nathan 

Nathan is a great guy who doesn't appreciate being called "gorgina" or "vewy handsome" in front of your friends but you can't quite figure out how he feels about it other wise? He's very respectful and curious, always ready to learn and especially committed to helping you fix your sleep schedule. Don't forget to remind the Nathan(s) in your life how loved, needed, and appreciated they are. Love you Nathan <3

"Oh Nathan? Yeah, I know him, he's like my best friend and genuinely the coolest, nicest guy you'll ever meet"

Nathan by qwonkbonk December 8, 2024

Nathan 

He may be gay, and also loves to say whatever comes first to his mind, he has no filter, and tends to be on the bigger size of the scale

“is that a nathan? I could tell cause he is big”

Nathan by bbbrrorrb January 26, 2025

Nathan 

This guy is so rizy.He is sometimes asian and can pull anybody(even men) with his 10foot dick.He is good at sports, but weak and short.Whenever he plays basketball, his problem is dunking.He looks like mr washy washy from family guy.And lastly he is good at math(no shit)he is also rlly racist

Nathan:hey
Everybody:Can I fuck you?
Nathan:Nah ima do math
Everybody:aww (of course)

Nathan by Kanye Glazer March 26, 2025

Nathan 

Nathan loves dean schmegal, he is a skinny idiot who sucks at everything and can’t pull shit to save his life

Nathan’s a bitch

Nathan by Chickens20 May 20, 2025

Nathan 

"I don't trust people who don't believe in God... And I DO trust people who DO believe in God... And this guy is doing a blasphemy... And you wouldn't do a blasphemy if you believed in God... Therefore... Everything THIS GUY SAYS... Is a LIE!" ~ You

Hym "Goddamnit Nathan, that's why your kids keep getting molested by priests!"

You "I'm being calm. I'm calmly doing what I'M going to do... And that's enough... I can just receed into my own solipsistic experience..."

Nathan by Hym Iam July 8, 2025

Nathan 

A petite computer science boy ready to take bbc.

Nathan was excited for his date later with Jamal.

Nathan by 123Ty July 29, 2025