McDookleberries

The small end of a bowel movement, after a McDonald's meal as the rest refuses to pass through at the time.

I had a false alarm after my McRib lunch today... Only thing that came out was a couple mcdookleberries. But the bathroom was closed for 46 minutes afterwards...

by Irritated Rican January 30, 2023

McDonalds Urinal

The best place ever to take a massive shit

I just took a monstrous shit in the McDonalds urinal

by Dickbuttshitbutt February 9, 2023

McDougalled

"The act of treating a patient and taking credit for every medical diagnosis and treatment you administer as if you invented it."

Working in Healthcare with someone who thinks they invented the Healthcare system

"I just brought a patient up to the unit. He's gonna be ok. He was McDougalled"

by Nurseforlife March 20, 2023

mcdougald

peepee poopoo ah ha ha ha he he poop shitty fart oop!

"dibbity dobbity doo mcdougald"

by johhny cock April 10, 2023

McDouchebag

When you jump someone with a meal from McDonalds, Preferably better if commited with a happy meal.

Some douchebag, McDouchebag me said Harry

by McChuggit May 6, 2023

McDick

A male person that serves females some fast food for the soul through quick validation, like compliments, flirting, and physical affection, but is not considered as someone for a healthy long-term relationship. Usually, this male is easy to attract and often found standing in a field of red flags. Just as excessive fast food consumption can have negative health effects, getting involved with a "McDick" can lead to heart disease, high blood pressure, a negative self-image, depression, mood disorders, and a shortened lifespan.

Furthermore, getting involved with a "McDick" can have a paradoxical impact on undermining traditional patriarchal constructs. While it takes advantage of the existing patriarchal framework, it also compounds the challenge of deconstructing the deeply ingrained patterns associated with the "male gaze" — the tendency of media and society to perceive the world from a heterosexual male standpoint, often objectifying and sexualizing women.

You really can find a McDick everywhere, even at the supermarket.
She realized that she was addicted to McDicks, so she decided to break free from that vicious cycle.
You know how queer I am but sometimes a McDick just brings me through the day. Men are so easy.
After a breakup I just need one McDick, or five.
Kevin really is just a McDick.

by Malefiz September 7, 2023

McDowell

An individual with a gun in one hand and a fishing pole in the other. They tend to be FREAKS in the sheets and extremely country.

He was being such a McDowell when we was riding on his tractor.

by iamcumcut October 24, 2023