Serbian Washing Machine

When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.

Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

The Persian Vending Machine

The act of ejaculating into a womans mouth, having her gargle it, proceeding to insert 4 quartes into her vagina (rectum if male) and having her sneeze it into your mouth. Keep in mind that pennies, nickels, and dimes will be spat back out.

Jim: Dude! Shes a total slut! I had her give me the persian vending machine!

John: Gross

by Manhandler123 March 30, 2020

customer service machine

Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day

Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!

by Michael CSM September 7, 2020

What if machine

The What-if Machine is a machine invented by Professor Farnsworth. When it is asked a "what if" question it will give a display scenario of what will happen. Every time the machine is asked a new question, the professor uses a different button, knob, switch etc.

I should ask the What if machine, "What if I invented the Fing-Longer?"

by spah gaming November 14, 2020

Water bottle machine gun

a water bottle machine gun

i made a water bottle machine gun

john, its been three months

by Arkimist February 1, 2021

Dick pic machine

A synonym for cell phone.

Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie

by Aitaix March 11, 2021

Reverse claw-machine

When someone is being bad so you shove your fist up there ass and open it extending your fingers like a claw machine claw opening up, picking them up, and moving them

Hay, Doug was being a dick so I reverse claw-machined him back to your place, is that cool with you?

by JackpotOnSpeedDemon May 15, 2021