Laws of the Weinhold

Act of not giving af until shit becomes personal. Then you are physically required to handle the situation by any means fucking necessary.

The 12 law's of Weinhold:
- Fuck her right in the pussy (FHRITP)
- drink protein shakes and beer
- be the party god
- must experience being blacked out at least once
- catch STD's like pokeman
- there are only 2 genders..

- master the theory of the chick magnet
- have sex into your elderly age
- avoid the friendzone like the plague
- Bust a mother fuckers head open if they be asking for it
- lift heavy fucky weights
- make others follow these rules

After my buddy followed the laws of the weinhold he was admitted to a hospital for a month before he died. It was neat

by Platezz January 25, 2018

Sheppard's Law

If you get on top in a fight after you just got you ass kicked. Then you tell people you won such fight.

Sheppard's Law say he won.

by BloodyGums December 14, 2010

Affleck's Law

Calling everyone who doesn't agree with you a racist, when race has nothing to do with it.

Affleck's Law.

Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.

Affleck: Racist!

Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.

by Mojo1961 October 9, 2014

Vegan Law

Similar to Godwin's Law - in that most vegans assume they are better than non-vegans just because they are vegan. Sadly, turns out to be false in the vast majority of cases.

She invoked vegan law on me - she assumed she was better than me because she doesn't use animal products.

by Britannica 2018 May 27, 2018

Fallsworth's Law

The unwritten law of physics that states that a falling object must always be out of your grasp when you try to pick it up.

Where did my @$#%^&* pen go? Oh, Fallsworth's Law!

by pentozali May 1, 2007

Coomers Law

If you masturbate in an unlocked room, someone is bound to enter.

Person 1: Dude I just jacked in the utility closet, that NO ONE ever enters, but as soon as I started spanking it my boss walked in looking for something. Long story short, I lost my job.

Person 2: Dude, have you never heard of Coomers law? As soon as you started jacking someone was bound to enter.

by Anonymous Poopystain December 11, 2019

Bacon Law

The Bacon Law as it is known states that when someone doesn't want bacon they are wrong and bacon is right.

When someone doesn't want bacon you have the right to invoke the bacon law which automatically makes them wrong.

Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!

by lady lover 2000 December 9, 2012