An expression used to diffuse responsibility for an unpopular statement made in a public setting. Typically used to imply complicity or collusion on the part of an unwilling stranger.
You: I mean, really, who hasn't made out with a rundown fat chick in a moment of drunken desperation.
Crowd: *silence*
You: *smile and point to a random guy in the crowd* This guy knows what I'm talking about.
Crowd: *silence*
You: *smile and point to a random guy in the crowd* This guy knows what I'm talking about.
by Ggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 22, 2009

refers to the story told by Jim Cornette when a local wrestling promoter , faced with declining attendance , rigged a lottery to give a way a pony so his son won it , so we did not lose money on the deal . As a result anything is is obviously rigged is referred to as wouldn't you know who won the pony .
by BellasaurusTheJust July 21, 2019

What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people
When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties
*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter
Daughter: tf ?
God: even i don’t know who to root for
Daughter: tf ?
God: even i don’t know who to root for
by ben&scarys October 6, 2022

I was a kid in the 60's.. This phrase was not used by older sophisticated persons.. It was simply a juvenile response to juvenile name calling.. Some dumb kid would say: "You're Stupid" the simple and quick response would be "I know you are but what am I".. Sometimes (probably when first used) a good come back to one who was truly stupid, because it confounds them, confuses them.. "Uh uh uh, um, you're stupid?"
In actuallity, the phrase would go back and forth, several times.. "You're stupid", "I know you are but what am I" "You're dumb", "I know you are but what am I".. "What a jerk", "I know you are but what am I", "Jerk", "I know you are but what am I"...
Just a juvenile thing.. Used so often though (way back when) that til this day, I use the phrase in response to good compliments.. Most people my age, or close too, enjoy and laugh :)
Example: "You're cute" my response "I know you are but what am I" :)
Just a juvenile thing.. Used so often though (way back when) that til this day, I use the phrase in response to good compliments.. Most people my age, or close too, enjoy and laugh :)
Example: "You're cute" my response "I know you are but what am I" :)
by iBilly September 30, 2013

whatchu bout rollin down in the deep?
annoying tiktok bullshit. - Also new rickroll
PS-Will never beat orginal rickroll
annoying tiktok bullshit. - Also new rickroll
PS-Will never beat orginal rickroll
by rat1231 May 26, 2021

Hypebeast #1 - Bro, how you going to show up to graduation wearing a jean jacket, jean-shorts combo?
Hypebeast #2 - You know I had to do it to em.
Hypebeast #2 - You know I had to do it to em.
by 🐺 November 18, 2020

Ex.1
Guy 1: aye, pass the bong
Guy 2: I don't know about that one cheif
ex.2
Guy 1: ay bruh, can you pull out?
Guy 2: I don't know about that one chief
Guy 1: aye, pass the bong
Guy 2: I don't know about that one cheif
ex.2
Guy 1: ay bruh, can you pull out?
Guy 2: I don't know about that one chief
by 20$ is 20$ September 18, 2018
