lisa and jonathan

Lisa and Jonathan are such a cute couple. Don't you think reyes.

You know chuck . Lisa and Jonathan have the cutest little ones. Yes I agree too.

by Handling business September 14, 2020

John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster

a lovely person who lives inside ass hair. a wet new pair of balls. likes to thrust in the moonlight. has TREMENDOUS groping skills. has an awesome greasy clitoris. great at handling super grandmother.

Lover: oh, I love John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Rooster. They have such a creamy barbecue penis vagina hole.

by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021

dwane the raqi johashem

the rocks long lost son and reborn in the underworld raised by Osama bin laden, for hid contributions raqi johashem become a world wide star not knowing his origins.

dwane the raqi johashem is the besttt

by brebabbabab January 18, 2023

jonas brothers

THE BEST BAND EVER!
- NO, im not 12, i am 22.
- For everyone who is like omg, are you like 12?, who cares!?! leave kids alone, shows how mature you are!
- Who cares if they watch disney channel?! What did you watch when you were a kid, rock of love!?
- love them, they are good influences!

Who are the jonas brothers again?

THE BEST BAND EVER!

by kailey!!! April 23, 2008

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are not "fags." Their music IS real music, and their songs DO have meaning to them. They set a good example for people their age, and don't sing about how bootylicious some girl is. Nick Jonas, the youngest Jonas brother, has type 1 diabetes. Just about every guy hates them, because the Jonas Brothers are more successful, unique, talented, and much more good looking then them.
And no, I am not nine years old, nor do I tYpE liiKe dIs.
I also don't watch Disney Channel, that's now how I found out about the Jonas Brothers. They started out with Colombia Records, which is NOT related to Disney Channel in any way.

Diss the Jonas Brothers all you want, but at the end of the day they still have millions of fans, and are more successful then you'll ever be.

by jbislove March 23, 2008

Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP)

People who claim they are obsessed and love The Jonas Brothers, when they don't even own a CD besides A little bit Longer and know nothing about them. Their favorite Jonas Brothers songs include, SOS,Hold On, When you look me in the eyes and Burnin' Up.

They like Kevin the least/hate him and love Nick the most.They only Like The Jonas Brothers because of their looks and music and not because of their personality. (mostly because they don't know anything about their personality.)

They have no real knowledge of the boys and do not genuinely pay attention to their daily lives.

They tend to be the most annoying "fans".

Obsessive Jonas Disorder Poser (OJDP) Converstion :

OJDP: "I Loooove The Jonas Brothers!"

OJD: "Really"

OJDP: "I think some of your OJD Rubbed off on me!"

OJD: "Really... What are you favorite songs?"

OJDP: "It's between When you look me in the eyes and Goodnight and Goodbye,I can't decide I love all 6 songs!"

OJD: " Oh my Jonas..."

by JonasLover123 October 8, 2008

Denise Jonas

Mother of the very sexy and very talented Jonas Brothers. Best mother in the world. Smoking hot, just like her sons.

Brittany:Man Denise Jonas is so smoking..

Casi: Yeah idk who i'd rather bang her or Joe.

Brittany: That's a tough one.

by Casi Lynn Caldwell February 9, 2009