Ass Grab January

Following the events of "Destroy dick December" and its influence in popularity in 2018, "Ass Grab January" is an event starting on the first of January, when Male and Female have to grab their opposite genders Ass(Butt) based on the numbers of days. This means you must only touch the person's butt once if started on January 1st and only twice on Jan. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st. So with all that said have Fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"You see in Ass Grab January its Grab or be Grabbed"

by Ghetto Santa November 27, 2018

Jolly Jackoff January

Perhaps the most supreme successor to Destroy Dick December

Someone: *looks at calendar*
Someone: Dang. Jolly Jackoff January is coming up next!

by r1dfgamez December 28, 2018

slap ass january

Slapp anyone’s ass

Omg it’s slap ass January

You can slapp her ass

by Kamila__ December 11, 2019

January 5th

national "gamers eat ass" day. also birthday of some kid that kinda looks like finn wolfhard

colin: hey is it that kid who kinda looks like finna wolfhard's birthday yet
elly: yeah its january 5th

by asseater44 October 15, 2019

January 31, 2007

The Day Boston was shut down due to the Mooninite Terrorist Threat.

January 31, 2007 - NEVAR 4GET.

by Jermstroyer June 26, 2007

January 6

Take a step back day.

Take a step back for a new perspective!

“She really sad the big picture!”
“Must’ve been born January 6.”

by odd_03 October 17, 2019

January 8th

Sarah Miller’s birthday.

the baddest bitch was born on this day, January 8th

by Skakxiaksj October 16, 2019