swift jacked

To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.

Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?

by crazysauce33 March 7, 2005

jack pleasure

Ya know, fappin' on the toilet. Roughen up a subject. Beatin' up the bishop. Taking matters into your own hands.

The portable cleveland steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It will provide you some jack pleasure if you're in the toilet. You know, where ever you need it for.

by Boeh November 2, 2019

craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day

hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car

by brockett January 28, 2009

jack smellingston

one of the many names Roman (creativity) from Thomas Sanders' "Sanders Sides" gave Virgil (anxiety)

look up the word "JOKE" Jack Smellingston

by panicing!pansexual January 9, 2019

rack-jack

to steal one's date, escort, etc.
origin: tv show "How I Met Your Mother"

I can't believe he rack-jacked my date!

by smoocharoo October 3, 2006

Community Jack

The act of gathering with friends to jackoff. Used heavily by athletic teams to release stress before big games.

Jim: Hey bud, you going to the locker room for the community jack?

Jesse: Yeah I am bud, it feels so good.

by iplayhockey January 13, 2009

Don't jack that

Don't bring it up

Nigga don't jack that dead ass

by Gio_x33 June 17, 2016