craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day

hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car

by brockett January 28, 2009

Springheel Jacking

Verb - jumping over buildings and setting people on fire. The act of being a Springheel Jack.

Oh my lord....THERE'S a guy jumping off the roof with a woman on FIYA! . He's springheel jacking!! LOL ^_^

by Pantsface June 12, 2006

cousin jack

In the upper peninsula of Michigan this has been used to designate a male person, or descendant of such, who has immigrated from Cornwall, England. The feminine form is 'cousin jenny.' These terms are often capitalized.

The famous pasty was brought to the upper peninsula of Michigan by the cousin jacks.

by Silver dawn August 28, 2013

Urinal jack

The act of masturbating or rubbing/cranking one out at the urinal.

It was a busy day at work, luckily I had enough time for a ole urinal jack!!!

by Steve and doug October 2, 2019

Jack Met

An extroverted, chaotic yet sweet puppy (not an actual puppy; he's a human) from New York who takes part in a band with his two brothers, Ryan (the keyboard smashing and ukulele strumming bicon please don't take the "bi" part in there seriously with this guy, his true sexuality has not been revealed and I just make unconfirmed assumptions) and Adam (the soft teddy/grizzly bear man who loves gummy bears and just wants to save the world), with the band name being AJR. This soft puppy boi is the lead singer of the band, and is also a multi-instrumentalist 😳 he plays the acoustic guitar, the ukulele, the tambourine, the drums, and loves a good game of ping-pong. I love this boi so 😩✋👌👌👌👌👏😊

Hey look at that sweet, chaotic, extroverted, floofy puppy!! Wait, they're human?? Oh, that makes sense, it's Jack Met!

by LegendaryEy3bags May 4, 2021

jack pleasure

Ya know, fappin' on the toilet. Roughen up a subject. Beatin' up the bishop. Taking matters into your own hands.

The portable cleveland steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It will provide you some jack pleasure if you're in the toilet. You know, where ever you need it for.

by Boeh November 2, 2019

Jack-Smack

An open handed, back-hand slap to the temple. Not intended to knock someone out, but instead, to make someone appreciate your point of view in a forceful manner so they eventually agree with you. This is considered a more intimidating and more painful form of "Point Making" as opposed to the more traditional and less painful open hand cheek slap.

Jeff: Hey Greg, Jimmy owes me some money and I asked him to pay me and he laughed.

Greg: He laughed?

Jeff: Yes, he laughed!

Greg: You need to Jack-Smack him and let him know you are serious without knocking him out.

by Norge August 11, 2010