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italian sausage

to cut off a mans penis, stick it in his mouth, and soe his mouth shut
To torture him, we gave him an italian sausage
by Zerker Nick September 27, 2008
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Italian

A lame people that claim to be better than everyone else and switch around words. All of there foods are sauce, cheese, anf noodles or dough.
Germans are better.
Hey, pass the gravy for the spaghetti, will you?

Italians are lame.
by Hail Hitler? February 20, 2009
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Italian

1. People hailing from Italy, a European country on on the Mediterranean Sea.

2. People of Italian descent, generally boastful of their heritage and excessively aggressive although they really have no reason to be. Overly proud and arrogent,they presume themselves to be better than anyone else.
"Don't mess with me man, I'm Italian, you don't know what you're getting yourself into"

"But you were born in America, your Dad owns a resturaunt down the street. In fact I've never even seen you in a fight that you've won."

"So what? I'm Italian!"

"Remember what happened to the Italians in World War II? Your bragging rights are herby revoked."
by Lars368 May 3, 2009
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Italian

Someone who's born in Italy from Italian parents. All the others are just wannabe-Italians.

A Italian is usually someone who consider himself better than the others just because of his nationality, but that doesn't take into account the fact that he has really nothing to brag about his country, beside food and sport-cars (beautiful men and women can be found everywhere).
Usually a proud Italian is someone that never leaved his country.

Outside Italy, Italians are super-nationalists and feel themselves like part of a big family. In Italy, however, Italians are far from being a compact population. North, center and south-Italians despise each other, and sometimes they also loathe people coming from nearby cities due to small and insignificant cultural differences.

The Italian population is one of the most stereotyped in the world, although few stereotypes are actually true for the most.

An Italian is generally a terrible tourist, always bitching about the superiority of Italian food and refusing to know the local culture.

Italians usually suck when it comes to learn and speak foreign languages.
- I am Italian: my grandfather was born in Sicily. -
- So your grandfather was Italian. You are just a wannabe Italian, instead. -
by Ghaladh July 19, 2011
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Italian mafia

The Italian mafia, all 5 crime families are secretly running North Jersey.
by Petey Gonzalez February 23, 2009
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Italian man

When using a breadstick as a dildo, also known as garlic hole
Dude I heard that girl is famous for the Italian man. She should taste great
by Kittenoflight March 7, 2017
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The Italian Job

(N.) Another car chase/explosion movie about a gang of thieves who plan revenge on a former partner who stole their other stolen stuff before killing their boss.
The Italian Job would have done better if it didn't compete with Pixar's 4th Computer movie, Finding Nemo.
by G-Union July 30, 2003
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