Slap Ass

A guy who was born to catch pop flys and say slap ass every single time he slaps ass!

Hey nice dingger Slap Ass

by LP Dynasty October 12, 2014

Ripped Ass

Term used by your buddy when he passed gas, released flatulent, fumigated your hallway, or crop dusted the meeting room

Douche 1:Dude look out, Brodie just ripped ass

Douche 2:I know he did it last time while waiting in line at starbucks

by Ch0c0late M00se July 30, 2011

ass hair

the hair on your ass, ladies all guys got it so get used to it

he had like major ass hair

by JDB February 12, 2003

ass luge

A method of drinking consisting of at least three people, one of whom must be naked, and any sort of alcohol. The naked individual stands hunched over, about 45 degrees, so that the naked person's back is arched with a downward slope. One person is designated the pourer. It is the pourer's job to pour alcohol down the back of the naked person (the luge, as it's called). The third person lays down on the ground face up in a position and tries to catch the alcohol that jumps off the naked person's ass in their mouth.

This can easily be turned into a game (e.g. drinking game of who can catch more or properly predict where the spout will land).

My girlfriend, her friend and I were playing ass luge the other night to finish up the left over vodka, but my girl said that the vodka burned her asshole when it was poured down.

by PasadenaMike July 20, 2008

tin ass

Someone who achieves a feat of skill through nothing but luck

You landed that 3-pointer?! What a tin ass!

by tin ass September 10, 2003

hacker's ass

A painful feeling in one's ass caused by sitting too long. Hacker's ass is a common condition among programming enthusiasts.

I need to get one of those Aeron chairs, I'm starting to get some chronic hacker's ass.

"Hey Bob, wanna grab some coffee?"

"Sure, I'm starting to get some hacker's ass anyways."

by Deep Pancake February 11, 2014

Ass medallion

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.

Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!

by Silty Loam June 14, 2016