Ironic

A word one uses in service of doing something one likes but is afraid others will think isn’t cool, to cover oneself and seem cool doing it. (Bears no actual relationship to either the traditional meaning or whatever that Alanis Morrisette song was doing)

Sure, Transformers are for 10 year olds, but I’m wearing this shirt ironically.

by Commenternotabot June 2, 2023

Iron slam

The action of pulling down your pants that results in your penis smacking a a person in the face usually resulting in a black eye or broken teeth

“Yo what happened to your teeth?”
“Nothing my homie just gave me the good ol’ Iron slam.”

by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy February 20, 2019

Ironic

Irony is a figure of speech that writers use to express a phrase or sentence used in such a way that it differs from the meaning shown in the text.

Bo: I believe in the zodiac. I'm a leo actually, love titanic. Actually my grandmother was a cancer and.. she um.. died by a giant crab.

James: I don't know if that's ironic or just comedy.

Bo: Both

by EyeAIDS October 27, 2019

Iron the folds

Expression used to say a conflict or discussion is solved

They would iron the folds if they understood eachother

by Michel123piano February 1, 2017

Romanian Iron Fist

When a man puts on a aluminum cast condom and butt fucks his neighbor until the friction is too much and the heat melts the metal and casts the neighbors ass down to every detail imaginable

Average man: "hey bro you tryna Romanian Iron Fist tonight?"
Average mans neighbor: "yea bro, im down whenever"

by varxiq June 24, 2022

The Iron Lady

To perform cunnilingus on a woman, that is being visited by Aunt Flo

Bruv, even though it was that time of the month.. I still gave her the iron lady

by honourme April 3, 2021

Iron whore

Iron whore

Look at that chick in the wet mess, she is a real iron whore

by Noeb May 15, 2022