Paint job

Smears of fecal matter on a guy's penis after anal sex.

Brendon: Shit, that slut gave me a paint job!
Marilyn: dork!

by Spice cowboy February 8, 2023

Paint

Something Waka Flocka goes hard in.

Waka Flocka:

"I go hard in da muthafuckin' paint, nigga
Leave you stankin' nigga
What da fuck you thinkin' nigga?"

by 2Dead February 26, 2017

Period Painting

When a female goes to the male bathroom, and then picks up the toilet seat, and has her period in a counterclockwise motion on the lower part of the toilet seat, thus making a painting. Note, this must be done in a clockwise motion on National Holidays.

If a male does this with urethral bleeding or anal fissures that are in stream form, this is called the South Korean Sunset.

Roommate: DUDE, A GIRL JUST LEFT A PERIOD PAINTING IN THE BATHROOM! SCORE!!!

by PennWard December 1, 2011

Painted the pope

Paint the pope is when a girl kisses the tip of the penis, with lipstick on.

" my god guys, my Mrs painted the pope last night"

by Captain-fishlips May 2, 2021

paint

a refreshing drink

i just drank paint

by aqwsdrtyhji8thgfdrtyu October 13, 2020

painted hero

Celebrity who thinks they are heroic because of the characters they play;
Sports figures
fake hero
comic book characters

These celebrity sycophants wouldn't know a painted hero from a real one.

by MadSlasher October 16, 2020

Painting the Shaft

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows vaginal and/or anal missionary sex. See also; Greasing the Pole, and Buttered Sausage.

I accidentally walked in on Gerald “painting the shaft” after he pulled out of Mikey’s asshole and nutted all over his boner.

by Grundlethunder October 21, 2025