30 Seconds to Mars

A band fronted by Jared Leto that plays quite good music but has a nasty habit of making very pretentious music videos

30 Seconds to Mars' videos that are pretentious include: "The Kill", "Kings and Queens", "From Yesterday", "Closer to the Edge.

by Worker and Parasite August 20, 2010

five second rule

If you can't last more than five seconds in a girl's pussy, your penis gets chopped off.

Man, that nigga busted in 3 seconds. He didn't ass the five second rule It's choppin' time.

by SkillstheMonkey December 08, 2005

the 6 second rule

Basically this rule states that you have to take a shit within 6 seconds. If it takes you any longer than 6 seconds, it's considered a bad day. So you better start pushin!

Whenever I'm on the phone with my friend I use the 6 second rule so she doesn't have to wait very long.

by EmAlinator October 05, 2010

5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

by Kim July 11, 2004

Second Hand Man

Using your other hand to masturbate (fap, jerk off, ect...)with when your main hand has intense hands cramps, atheritis, or carnal tunnel syndrome from over fapping.

Guy: Bro, I've got serious Carnal Tunnel Syndrome. I think I'll be depending on my Second Hand Man tonight.

by suskygirl August 19, 2011

3 Second Rule

If food drop on a clean surface it takes 4 seconds for the germs to get on it

bill: Oh sheeet i dropped my burger on your kitchen floor
Ben: ITs ok i clean the floor today
Bill: i aint eating it
Ben: 3 Second Rule
Bill: oh yeah
Ben: and Extra Flavour

by Checken April 15, 2008

5 Seconds Of Summer

An amazing band that ARE NOT a boy band although they consist of only four boys/men. The band is made up of Luke Hemmings who plays the guitar and is the lead vocalist, Calum Hood who plays bass and sings, Michael Clifford who plays guitar and sings and Ashton Irwin the drummer and singer. The boys are often shipped together, e.g Malum, and Muke. Many fanfictions of 5 Seconds of Summer can be found on Wattpad and online. 5 Seconds of Summer is called 5SOS for short, and god forbid if you say five es oh es, that is shameful and you will immediately be labelled as a fake fan. Calum Hood is oftenley mistook for being Asian but I can assure you he is not, and making that fatal mistake of saying he is or spelling his name with two l's is social suicide.

"Omg 5 Seconds of Summer is my fav band and I love Calum Hood the Asian one so much!1!1!1!"

by gl1tterbitch September 06, 2015