horse

A person with a large mouth and large teeth.

Dale Gribble looked at the picture of Julia Roberts and said, "A horse is a horse, of course, of course".

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

fucking horse shit

This web site.

urbandictionary.com

by the bearer of truth November 6, 2003

Horsefly

A huge fly commonly found near horse dung.

That fly was as big as a horse. It was a horsefly.....

by J. Wright January 20, 2006

Horseknight

1. when your girlfriend gets hit by a drunk horse ridden by your grandma.

2. when your horse gets killed by a drunk P.A system driven by a car.

3. when your car craps out on you because your horse drank all your girlfriends and never put gas back in the grandma.

1. Hanging yourself as a result form drunken horse riding.

2. don't get killed by your grandma's horse or you will regret it.

Horseknight. we love you.

RIP ashley
RIP grandma
RIP rachel
RIP horse?( I am unclear whether the horses name is ashley or rachel yet)

by Ovenfreshes September 19, 2009

horse kiss

Noun: the sloppy wet feeling one gets from vaginal contact to any non-erogenous body part.

So I woke up to my girlfriend giving me a wicked horse kiss to my forehead. (note: contact to erogenous zones such as nipples, lips, etc. do not count, thereby negating any pony magic to be derived from said contact)

by junior bad May 19, 2014

Horse pussy

Slang word for a bad situation.....

The parking lot at Sixpence is full...Well horse pussy

by Creek mule 753 September 8, 2017

horse

an animal that has 6 legs

go look up how many legs does a horse have, just do it.

by ludhldludkudludlusoy April 24, 2019