Hot Fuckit 

Microwaving a hot pocket for 37 sec. and then...ummm... some things happen...

Damn I'm horny, I'm gonna a make a hot fuckit. Want anything from the kitchen?

Hot Fuckit by R-synik December 18, 2009

Hot dog Style 

a sexual act of using ones penis to slide up and down their partners ass crack or vagina slit using full length of their cock. The penis is never inserted into the anus or vagina.

I miss when I was back in high school and when we used to mess around it was always hot dog style! It was a lot less scary cause it didn't matter if the condom broke, or if I even wore one!

Hot dog Style by A.K., T-Flo January 4, 2013

hot pocket side jawn 

A hot pocket side jawn is the girl in middle school that you used to finger and do hand jobs with behind your prudish, typically Christian, girlfriend's back. These illicit acts typically took place on the way home from school or right before school, which also happen to be great times to enjoy a hot pocket.

"Yo, Burns! I heard you was fuckin with Tina!"
"Nah, Duggie. Tina is just my hot pocket side jawn."
"Daaaamn! Misha aint puttin out that ass, huh?"
"Nah, yo."

"Hey, Peter. I thought you were dating Mary Beth Swanson but I saw you in the woods after school getting a hand job from Lucy!"
"Lucy is just my hot pocket side jawn because Mary Beth wont let me finger her."
"What a prude!"

hot pocket side jawn by AutisticMomJeans May 19, 2016

Hot Pocket coochie 

Quick to heat fast to eat easy to get 2 minutes in the microwave pop coochie's ready to go to on to the next let's not forget cheap real cheap

Can't even wait in welfare line for food stamps cuz she got hot pocket coochie

Hot Pocket coochie by Go og gma February 22, 2023

Hot dog down a hallway 

In this fun phrase the hot dog represents a penis and the hallway represents the enormous vagina. Usually due to the fact that the woman has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the vagina walls to the size of a "hallway".

Having sex with that ho is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Hot dog down a hallway by King Log Calidro September 9, 2008

hot-bagging 

"Hot-bagging" is when, in a moving vehicle, one poops into a bag and throws it out the window.

Said to popular among touring musicians, who resort to "hot-bagging" to avoid stinking up their tour buses.

"Pee-yew... somebody didn't get the word that we're hot-bagging it on this bus!"

hot-bagging by Hot Baggin' April 25, 2006

Hot Colton 

The Hot Colton is the sexual act of, after having sex with your girlfriend, going into another room to defecate on the floor.

Did you hear about Ryan? He took a Hot Colton last night.

Hot Colton by Donitsu June 30, 2010