hairy Helen

the act of a woman giving a handjob with the help of her hair, obviously easier to do if the woman has hair of reasonable length. sometimes reffered to as "hairy Harry's" but may sound less desirable to heterosexual men

bro, your mother give's great hairy Helen's and it feels so nice and smooth

by tazzy2 January 2, 2014

Hairy Checkbook

A female's occasional use of sexual favours to pay the bills.

Single Mum says "I have 2 kids. When money gets too tight, I just get out the hairy checkbook."

by Slider68 August 22, 2013

Hairy Hashbrowns

A fun name for especially hairy female genitalia.

Whoa, you are getting way too close to my hand with your hairy hashbrowns, back the eff up foo.

by McAwesomeSauce. May 17, 2011

Hairy Wiper

Rimming a wildly-unshaven butthole.

Davis and Ramirez completed every sex act in the Urban Dictionary catalogue, with the exception of the Hairy Wiper.

by kmikl September 4, 2021

Hairy wiper

Rimming a wildly unshaven butthole.

Due to the toilet paper shortage of 2020, the hairy wiper has become mainstream.

by Kickmyballsrealhard September 4, 2021

Hairy Dick

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew

A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"

by A man who likes Red Panda's November 15, 2021

big hairy monkey

macocne

look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock

by bigdaddyamogussussydripballs May 24, 2022