Hairy reach around

Being fondled upon the dance floor by a satisfying ball massage from behind, Then looking down to your horror of a Masculine hand massaging your Male Genitals.

As i was Jiving on the dance floor, I felt a nice warm cozy cup shaped massage of my Balls, However when I looked down It was a male hairy arm, after being sick and running for freedom, I awoke to find it was a vivid nightmare... therefore describing this horror from a male point of view as a Hairy reach around...

by Jimmy Teeee February 7, 2010

Hairy Hog Slop Job

That with the bear from the Shining

That bear in the Shining gave that dude a hairy hog slop job

by doctorcoktopus July 8, 2012

hairy moose knuckle

A large woman's hair covered vagina

That girl do sent have a camel toe, that's a hairy moose knuckle

by txmoose January 30, 2014

hairy mary

aimee l is so sad for looking at this get a life

aimee l loves the pen15

by Jamie January 8, 2005

Hairy Twiddle

Stands for Hairy Nipple

by RLR April 22, 2003

HAIRY BARBARIAN

originated in Kazakhstan

when engaging in anal intercourse, the behonky hairs suddenly melt from friction burns

jack: well i dont know about you nick but when we lincolned our mercurys last night i got hairy barbarian again!
nick:holy shit this is the 5 time in this past month!!!

by grumpy dick December 31, 2007

Hairy Eyeball

When you go down on a girl and you get a scratched cornea from her bush.

Ivan, "Why are you wearing an eyepatch?"
Anthony, "I was going down Justine and she gave me a hairy eyeball."

by JAI peace pie November 22, 2016