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Greasy Monkey Vagina

A term used for a small faggot who loves to tickle monkeys.

Also used as an adjective to describe ones hairy greasy vagina clit.
Oh dear,that man is tickling a monkey pussay, what a greasy monkey vagina.

Oh my that woman has a hairy vaginal cliterus, what a greasy monkey vagina.
by Amanwhosavedthenegros July 20, 2011
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greasy cheeks

a girls who farts so much her pants are soiled in fart juice. a girl named jacklyn. a manly girl who farts alot. a girl who farts so often and has no regard to who is around.
oh man that girl has greasy cheeks.
by greasesy cheecks June 16, 2014
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asshole grease

the grease that accumulates as a result of bung hole fluids and ball sweat to create a potent concoction of filth.
Yeah my girlfriend was about to suck my dick until she noticed the asshole grease that had gathered to my regular shits and my irregular showering. so instead she used the grease as lube :)
by Mfountasia December 8, 2011
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Greasy Doorknob

The sexual act of sticking the tip of ones dick in a fat girls belly button.
I really regret letting Rhonda give me a greasy doorknob last night, now it hurts when I pee.
by Captain_Zach September 2, 2013
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greasy baltimore

Covering a girl's ass in olive oil and repeatedly smacking it with a paddle while you piss in her throat.
Did you give the receptionist a Greasy Baltimore? She looks like she has had trouble walking and throwing up all day.
by Your Pal12 September 27, 2013
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Greasemonkey 3 way

- when a husband and wife (or couple) sucks up to, flirts with, or fawns over the local auto mechanic to encourage better customer service, favors or discounts

- any effort utilizing gifts, compliments, or flirting by 2 people to encourage an auto mechanic to provide preferential treatment to them and their cars

the phrase is often combined as a hashtag #greasemonkey3way
My '93 Ford Taurus needed a new transmission. Luckily my wife and I gave the mechanic a greasemonkey 3 way and he was willing to stay late and get it done before our trip to Chicago the next day. He rotated the tires for free, too!
by The Poobah October 25, 2013
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Greaseball bastard

A punk, brat, bitch who doesn't have purpose in life, with low IQ and thinks they're "hood"
"Damn, that greaseball bastard is drivin' me nuts"
by Mato333 June 16, 2018
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