I don't give a hootnanny

1. An southern way of saying "I don't care"

2. The lamest comeback ever (unless you're two)

-"Hey man, you're bitch tits are showing"
-"I don't give a hootnanny!"

by persondudeman January 5, 2011

give me your vibe

When someone ask for or needs all of your attention. They love you so much that when they dont have your love or full attention then they will go fucking crazy. They want to feel your energy and they also wants to feel all over your body and taste you.

I am going to go crazy if you dont give me your vibe.

by Nutzgonewild November 3, 2019

give me your hands

trying to fight or harrass you in any way

Hey! Give me your hands!

by Roblox Username: Cute_Madison February 23, 2018

give the cat a hair cut

you need to shave your pubic area

Boy 1: so, how did it goo with Jane last night

Boy 2: o god, it was going hot till she took off her pants, she really needs to give the cat a hair cut

Boy1: harsh man

by sexistripperchick July 1, 2009

give the toilet a lap dance

to take a dump that is so relieving that you may have to lean back and make yourself so comfortable or get into some strange positions, basically giving the toilet a personal 1 on 1

OMG!!!! I been holding this in so long today, when i get home I'm gonna give the toilet a lap dance.

by popsiclelover August 17, 2009

give dese peepoh ayah

Best. Movie quote. Ever.

If you don't know what it's from, you don't deserve to know!!

OK, it's from Total Recall. Happy?!

by TaintedMustard April 17, 2004

give me some salt

This is what Joe says to provoke his Dad to say, "Fuck You"

Hey, Can you give me some salt?

by therealmatt September 13, 2017