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Infinite Funny Theorem

1. When you create a new funny via forgetting the original funny, thus theoretically creating a source of infinite funny; When humor originates from the setup of a joke but the punchline being forgotten in a comedic fashion

2. The Scientific Theory that, if an immortal monkey spent all of eternity clicking on random keys on a keyboard, it would eventually write every joke that could possibly be conceived.
Rick: "Hey, I heard a funny joke the other day! So, a Tibetan Monk walks into a bar in order to observe the lifestyle of people living in a first world country and an urban setting, and then-"
Vick: "Wow, he walked into a bar? That must've hurt!"
Rick: "Haha, you fucking moron, that's not what I meant you failed excuse of a human being."
Vick: "So... where's the funny?"
Rick: "Oh, I forgot I was supposed to be telling a joke-"
Vick: "Hah! You forgot the funny!"
Rick: "No, it's the infinite funny theorem. By forgetting the funny, I've created another funny."
Vick: "Wow, that's pretty funny!"
Pause for laughter. If it does not ensue, then your friends are not based enough.
by Based Guitar December 20, 2020
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what Cole David Yeckel is not
"this ana just rizzed me in my gyat and i got slept" -cole
"this is why no one thinks youre funny cole." -not cole
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funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.
"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut
by Peanut June 10, 2004
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Not being funny

This Failure of a speech, I'm sorry for putting you all through this.
John: I'm sorry for not being funny, I tried my best
by BadSpeechguy October 23, 2022
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The Funny

Keycode For Suicide
Gay Kid: hangs himself
Chad: He committed the funny
by dayunez September 15, 2022
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Funny

Similar to a spliff. Instead of cannabis thoughtout the cigarette, tobacco is replaced with cannabis at the tip.
I don’t have much weed, but a funny sounds nice.
by LatheOfChaos August 12, 2018
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