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army fucked

being fucked in the ass while promises are whispered in your ear by superiors. Dry with no lube, then once the bleeding starts sand is thrown in the mix to thicken things up.

living in Afghanistan, 120 degree heat, burning your own shit(and 120 other dudes), water bottle showers, and t-rations. Then being told it could be worse.
Guy 1- Hey man did you hook up last night?
Guy 2- Hell ya man. I told her i was rich and would give her anything she wanted.
Guy 1- You ARMY FUCKED the shit out of her.
Guy2- Don't hate man!
by 3/2SCR G-CO BITCHES July 29, 2010
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fucker's dozen

When one male has sexual relations with twelve females simultaneously.

While laying on an assless table, (1)one female rides the male in such a position that (2)another can teabag said subjects testicles. The (3)female under the assless table will be tossing subjects salad. (4,5) Two females will be placed at the foot of the table sucking the subjects toes. (6) Another female will be preforming a mustache ride. With the subjects free hands, said subject will be preforming a modified vulcan on (7,8,9) three females. One will have the subjects thumb; another index and pointer; and last ring and pinky. The same will be preformed by the other hand. (10,11,12)
*Note Please see Vulcan, Mustache ride, Teabag, Tossing salad
I just had myself a fucker's dozen with the entire New England Patriots Cheerleading squad last night!!
by MtD "making the dozen" May 21, 2006
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horse fucker

somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse
by jeff July 18, 2003
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the fuckening

when ur day is going to well and you know some shit is finna go down
by an0nymus960 February 19, 2019
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fucked up

by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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fuckem

Means for get what everybody thinks about you, or what they want you to do. Its also another way of saying "What ever".
1. You’re not good enough to hang out with a certain crowed. “Fuckem”
2. A group of people don’t like you because you act different. “Fuckem”
by Fronzo from David B September 6, 2007
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Pussy Slappin' Butt Fucker

a chick that is so depraved that the only way she can get off is by being aggravatingly fucked in her ass while she violently slaps her own clit or pussy, usually ends up to be a porn star.
James thought Jamie was a prude, but as soon as she broke up with him she turned into a pussy slappin' butt fucker. I guess she just did not like him.
by imwildyourmild March 6, 2009
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