fruitchtable

A combination of fruit and vegetable. Used to describe a tomato, because people can never agree on whether it's a fruit or a vegetable. Can also be used to solve arguments on watermelon between the average person and a horticulturist.

Person one: Tomatos are obviously vegetables.

Person two: No, it's a fuit!

Person three: Let's just call it a fruitchtable.

by Shuzuko July 25, 2004

fruit perv

An individual that picks up loose fruit in the supermarket, feels it with their hands and gets sexually aroused by it. They then put the item back.

Hey, I was in Tesco's the other day && a fruit perv sucked my banana

by Rob Metcalfe March 4, 2009

Fruit Loop Sloute

The word slut with an added o and u. Also with the words "Fruit loop" before it. Used when being killed/losing or lost in a game.

"Oh my god dude that guy ownd u"
"I am going to throw that Fruit loop sloute out the window"
"Dude its only scrabble"

by Hunter williams July 26, 2009

fruit brute

gay body builder

my gym sucks since all the fruit brutes joined.

by sabarosa April 12, 2010

fruit farts

Non smelling farts brought on by the devouring of fruit.

I just ate two apples and now I have fruit farts

by lyonsmane November 21, 2013

fruit house

a womans genetalia

She kept her fruit house nice and clean so she wouldnt smell fishy when her boyfriend goes down on her

by angrycelt April 6, 2015

fruit rubber

Being a douche in a fantasy football group chat.

Daniel was being a real fruit rubber on the fantasy chat today.

by McDown September 25, 2015