Friday night funkin

The most overrated game

Friday night funkin overrated. Only 3 year olds play it

by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 17, 2022

Imaginary Friday

When you have a half day or a day off from school on a day other then friday that ends the week.

example: its tuesday but you have wednesday thursday and friday off, so tuesday seems like it is a friday

"dude todays imaginary friday!! fuck yeah"

by Chad man bro November 26, 2009

black friday store

A store that has great deals bit will not or will barely give refunds.

Dave: GameCrazy is such a black friday store.
Jacob: Yeah, I know, now shut the hell up about it.

by Big white monster December 29, 2009

furlough friday

Unpaid Friday off for state employees in an attempt to balance budgets.

John got all crunk on Thursday night because he was having a furlough Friday weekend.

by jubjub911 April 26, 2011

Curry Friday

A popular tradition that has spread through certain parts of the UK, that involves replacing the common 'fish and chips' on a friday, with a curry.
It originated in Birmingham, and today is followed religiously by many British citizens.

Me: What's for dinner?
Mum: Are you serious?!!?!?!?! It's Curry Friday! Don't ask stupid questions..

by Displonker May 31, 2011

Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2

Once the male obtains the cup or glass, he must fill it with a tequila. The male may fill the cup or glass with as much tequila as he pleases, however, we strongly recommend a healthy dosage. The male must then come back to the same room of the female, and pour the now ejaculation and urine combination into the tequila-filled cup or glass. Once the liquid is mixed, the male may add a heterogeneous amount of accessory liquids such as Kool-Aid or a common fruit smoothie. However, this is entirely up to the male. The liquid is now ready to follow the next step. The male will now grab a pack of Jell-O Gelatin and prepare such gelatin with the mixed liquid and whatever flavor of Jell-O Gelatin. For instructions on how to prepare this gelatin, search either on the packaging of the Jell-O Gelatin or the internet.

Now that there is a combined liquid & Jell-O combination, the male should now come back to the bedroom and then take the gelatin and rub it on specific areas, such as the ears, the vagina, the mouth, or wherever else the couple pleases. While following this act, the male must play the sex role of whispering phrases or sentences into the females ear (0.3"-1" away). Example phrases are "Did you know I sexually abused a pygmy marmoset?" or "Would you care for a Triscuit?" while performing an impression of famous actor Morgan Freeman.

They were daring enough to do Swedish Friday on the Rocks part 2.

by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014

Swedish Friday on the Rocks final part

The couple will now follow the final sequence to "Swedish Friday on the Rocks". The female will now gather snorkeling gear, mainly a scuba-diving mask, and wear them as accessories to this sequence. The female must now play the role of rubbing herself in a gallon of horseradish flavored ice cream. If the couple is following "Texan style", they may use wasabi pea dust flavored ice cream. You may find these flavors on the internet. Now, the male will now force himself to vomit down the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Now that the vomit is flowing around inside the scuba mask, the male will scream at the top of his lungs "Here comes the poo-poo train", followed by defecating his feces into the breathing tube of the scuba mask. Finally, the female will perform a handstand with her body completely upside-down; most of the populace name this "Bikini Bottom". Use assistance if needed. We highly suggest using protection for "Swedish Friday on the Rocks", unless the couple wishes for pregnancy.

I heard my parents once did Swedish Friday on the Rocks final part.

by Ballz to the Wallz July 11, 2014