motor finger

1) After working on any mechanical project, in which your hands become covered in grease, with no possibility of cleaning the residue from under the finger nails or prints; to stimulate the old ladies vagina causing a slight irritation only brought up the next day after you have fallen asleep in satisfaction of completing a hard days work.

Dude, last night after i finished the tranny on the dodge I totally motor finger the old lady before bed.

by G-the G rizzle May 15, 2008

poopy finger

The correct term for Poopy Finger is the unintentional slipage of your finger off the tolite paper onto you greasy butthole, resulting in a "POOPY FINGER". If not washed will result in a nasty stomach when pablo servers you your soup. See Poopy Soup!

Pablo's poopy finger in my soup tore up my stomach....

by Captain Spanky November 9, 2007

Stinky Finger

A.K.A. a "Bob Schmid" is when you place fresh feces underneath a car door handle. Unknowingly, a victim of a Bob Schmid would sense a feeling on their fingertips and would confirm with a sniff test. At this point, they discover that they have shit on thier hands. Wha Wha Wha

Sending a message to any assholes who park in my lot trying to sell thier cars, Mr. Pissed off smeared his own fresh shit under the door handle.
Guess what? He never parked there again:-)

by Can't afford a Caddy January 11, 2005

finger poppin

When a female or a male puts their finger a female's vigina and procede to move it up and down.

I'm totally getting horny right now, but i don't have a guy. Oh i'll finger pop my self.

by D.A May 15, 2005

2 girls 1 finger

Worse than 2 girls 1 cup, goddamn, I didn't think it could get any worse...but it does.

Dude 1: 2 girls 1 finger is way more fucked up than 2girls1cup.

Dude 2: Yeh, I heard it killed the same grandma from the grandma reaction video to 2 girls 1 cup when she saw it.

by Fatty1234567 January 1, 2008

zombie fingered

When playing Call of Duty World at War: Nazi Zombies; When your teammate fails to cover his window and lets in a nazi zombie whom promptly finds your asshole and fingers it twice until you die.

Bullfrog: damn it Gerbil, I was reviving Goat. You let me get zombie fingered.

Gerbil: lol

by AKBullfrog April 19, 2009

fingering

when a guy or girl puts one or two fingers in a vagina depending on how big the whole is, and attempts to give her an orgasm. usually, so the act of giving pleasure is reciprocated.

Sean fingered me in the movie theatre last night and I came all over the seat.

by JoRocks April 4, 2005