Fail Face

coined by Claudia C. from DTLA, it's a person (mostly a guy) who pretends he's a friend but acts otherwise; a person who does major cock-blocking and tries to isolate you in a group event or away from your friends; a person who seems cool and dateable at first but actually is a stalker in training; a person you should really stay away from.

1. "what happened to that guy you were dating?"

"oh, he turned out to be a total fail face. NEXT!"

2. "omg, fail face is over there. RUUUUUUN!"

by Claudia.Is.Boss July 19, 2009

epic fail

1. the Stimulus Package
2. Obama

"OMG, look at that epic fail that's on TV!"
"Looks at this $13 I got from that epic fail!"

by 10379 February 27, 2009

Failed Facebook Fast

One is said to have pulled a Failed Facebook Fast, or a tripple F, when the action of refraining from logging on to facebook (facebook fasting) has failed.

Susan was going to be facebook fasting for a week but she pulled a tripple F after a couple of days.

John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.

by SAphoto November 25, 2009

Fail

Obama

For Example See news, and todays epic fails

by AimeeLuvsU May 19, 2011

Word Fail

When someone unintentionally says something that has a sexual innuendo in everyday conversation.

Susie: You know the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Emma: Yea that's the easiest hole to get into.
*blank stares*
Emma: Sorry, word fail.

*Girl is looking for a cup with which to play a game*
Girl:*to Boyfriend* Do you have a cylindrical object I can play with?
Boyfriend: *blank stare*
Girl: Opps i meant... wow, Epic word fail.

by tropicalpengawin January 5, 2010

Epic Fail

The 2010 Dallas Cowboys

They were supposed to contend for the Super Bowl. Yea like that's going to happen. Epic Fail

by pacothegreat November 2, 2010

flailer

A woman who flails her arms around wildly during sex.

"Betty is such a flailer!"

by Danno October 21, 2004