Susie: You know the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Emma: Yea that's the easiest hole to get into.
*blank stares*
Emma: Sorry, word fail.
*Girl is looking for a cup with which to play a game*
Girl:*to Boyfriend* Do you have a cylindrical object I can play with?
Boyfriend: *blank stare*
Girl: Opps i meant... wow, Epic word fail.
Emma: Yea that's the easiest hole to get into.
*blank stares*
Emma: Sorry, word fail.
*Girl is looking for a cup with which to play a game*
Girl:*to Boyfriend* Do you have a cylindrical object I can play with?
Boyfriend: *blank stare*
Girl: Opps i meant... wow, Epic word fail.
by tropicalpengawin January 05, 2010
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Apr 22 trending
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