Fake Dicking

When male puts in an extraordinary effort during sex with a female. This is often due to the male being under the influence of narcotics or sexual stimulants such as viagra or cialis. The male knows this effort far exceeds his normal ability but does not disclose this to the female.

Mole Hopkins: “I gave this chick a fake dicking last night, I hope she doesn’t expect that again”.

by Melvin Smiley May 10, 2021

Fake care

When someone doesn’t really care about people and just fake care about people to make people believe they actually care about people but in reality they don’t care about people at all just faking it

She fake care about me by telling me I am beautiful but She didn’t actually mean it.

by Wise truth teller September 5, 2018

fake fob

Its when a actually Mixeds islander or polynesian tried to act full fob

Me : G how was the fish n chips

Friend : stop acting fob your only mixeds you fake fob

by Likki my balls October 31, 2019

fake friend

people who go to taco bell without you and post about it

hey! did u see their story? why wouldnt they invite us???
they are fake friends

by baldheadedboobielover March 13, 2020

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

360 fake

That you're so fake and you cant change on how fake you are.

Josh: Wow. Jennifer just stood me up at the movies AGAIN. She's so 360 fake

by Figtrees rule October 18, 2016

A fake Jacob

A person who doesn’t like bees

He’s a bee hater, that’s why he’s a fake Jacob :(

by Yemayemayema March 8, 2020