dog eater ethan

Chinese kid that likes to eat your dog.Balding at age 13.Is a Monke but still can’t catch a football

Dog eater Ethan has no hair by 15

by 2958683293 April 23, 2022

Ethan

A gay fat whale

Bro he is such an Ethan

by TOUGIE May 25, 2016

Ethan

A mother fucking asshole who thinks he is cool, but is not and very unpopular and has no friends during school.

Ethan is a dick

by handlebecard October 10, 2016

ethan smith

a jerk that every girl wants but gets heart broken

Allie: whats his name?
Ashlynn: Ethan Smith
Allie: probably his mom named him that because he is a jerk.

by Ashlynn Schewe February 28, 2017

Ethan John

Name of a child who's typically raped by his dad

Ethan John sucks dai John's cock

by Yo_Mamma123 May 17, 2016

ethan

a big bully who thinks he can draw. Usually makes fun of black people and calls them his slaves. Likes to pick on people with glasses.

dude youre being such an ethan today.

by tyronekim May 7, 2009

etarded

The way someone feels when high on MDMA(extacy), completely fascinated by color, light, texture, touch, and other sensations.

That guy is so etarded, he won't stop petting his own pants.

by alania January 3, 2006