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Ring Around The Ding Dong

The type of male pattern baldness in which a man is bald on top with hair around the sides and back of his head.
If i were bald, I would shave my head before I would sport a ring around the ding dong!
by The Joneses December 8, 2014
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jamma-lamma-ding-dong

A really good party; one that is in between a dinger and a rager.
'Ronnie you fag, stop fucking around and get down to DJ's...it's a jamma-lamma-ding-dong'
by steel julian April 4, 2005
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master of dong

Someone male or female who has mastered all types of dong.
by herffish96 February 8, 2015
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Ding-Dong Ping-Pong

A male inserts one end of a drinking straw into his urethra. A second male inserts the other end of the drinking straw into his urethra. The two proceed to masturbate. Upon orgasm, the semen of the first male to climax flows through the straw and into the other man's urethra. The other man mimics this act, and shoots the previous seminal load, in addition to his own, back into the first man's urethra.
My wiener is really sore from playing Ding-Dong Ping-Pong all day yesterday.
by NutmegSals April 13, 2009
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clifford the big red dong

You are getting a hand job and a female begins to tug too hard, then goes on by indian rugburning your cock. Then you bring your dog in and he licks your nutties/gooch and you finish...then steal the dog.
Dude i got clifford the big red donged last night, my dick hurt so much but i got a new poodle.
by m mcdaddy July 20, 2008
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double ended jelly dong

A jelly dong which is double ended. It is used specifically to pleasure the vaginal and/or anal orifices of a lady or two ladies simultaneously. It can also be used on gay men.
The phrase is also historicaly used to make fun of the South Asian accent as they traditionally have trouble saying it.
Thats a double ended jelly dong in my sister's closet. Kumar, say it! (followed by laughter)
by Kumar Nahimaputalam July 28, 2008
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shamma lamma ding dong

a small short dick that has not been circumsized
by gerda October 4, 2005
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