a bitch that won't unblock you.
by anonymous :^ November 20, 2021
Get the Dannymug. 
Danny’s is a really nice and attractive person they also tend to have a big DECK and they make you feel good and loved until one day they just start ignoring you and make you love them so much that you tend to go crazy that he’s ignoring you and some weeks go by then he talk to you again danny is a attractive person ,nice ,thoughtful he’s makes you feel loved then other day feel like shit
Tyler:your so lucky your dating Danny
qna:I love him so much but he’s ignoring and it’s driving me crazy
qna:I love him so much but he’s ignoring and it’s driving me crazy
by 👹🤑👹🤑👹 May 7, 2024
Get the dannymug. by totallynothrishikesh December 11, 2023
Get the Dannymug. Danny Keller is Ultimately one of the tightest fellows to have walked the planet the mere name encompasses all of the below phrases and more
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
1) He is so tight he could peel an orange in his pocket
2) He is so tight he can split a currant in two.
3) So tight when he drops a penny it hits him the back of the head.
4) He's so tight that if you shoved a lump of coal up his arse, within hours you'd have a diamond.
5) As tight as an otters pocket.
6) He`s so tight he only breathes in.
7) Tight as a shark's arse at 40 fathoms.
8) He's so tight, he only cries out of one eye!
9) So tight he's like a Yorkshire man with all the generosity kicked out of him.
10) He's so tight he uses both sides of the toilet paper.
And so on and so forth, So much so that if you need anything at work there is a DICK or Does It Cost Keller Test.
Nobody has really requested and truly passed a DICK test.
I need to get some tools for our next job?
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
DK: Can you hold off on that for now?
Man, I fucking failed the DICK Test - Danny Keller!
by Mr Fletcher January 24, 2019
Get the Danny Kellermug. by slumpeedd March 16, 2022
Get the danny wannymug. He’s the most charming boy I’ve ever met. Once you meet a Danny, you’ll never EVER meet someone as genuine as him. He’s very fun and easy to talk to. He never judges you, he loves you for you, he loves to make you smile, he loves making you happy. He’ll always be there for you. Never EVER let go of Danny because he’s just too precious to lose. Once you lose Danny, you will regret it. Danny will treat you right and will not hurt you. He’s very gentle and sweet, very caring, will worry about you and make sure that you’re doing well. I really miss you Danny, you probably won’t ever see this but if you ever do, I want you to know that I love you so much. 🥰❤️❤️❤️ -K (Aloe vera)
I love you so much Danny ❤️
by Unfunnied May 5, 2023
Get the Dannymug.