we can't just fuckin well get on with sex can we
and even kissing can give u diseases, wtf has this world come to, so now we have to have a big chunk of rubber beetween it all to stop us dieing of something that was probably fucking well made up
dosen't anyone think it's a take piss
and even kissing can give u diseases, wtf has this world come to, so now we have to have a big chunk of rubber beetween it all to stop us dieing of something that was probably fucking well made up
dosen't anyone think it's a take piss
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 5, 2009
Get the sexually transmitted disease mug.When a person says they are going to stop masterbating becasue they think its a chore, but in actuality they are still masterbating 21 times a week. They just say that so people doint think that they masturbte all the time. Other symptoms include if u live next to a hot girl named Venessa and u dont take advantage of it.
Oh my god kris, brendan will never stop masterbating he just has smalls disease and will always have it, he cant pull a wool over our eyes. PLus he lives next to that hot girl named Vee, man shes awesome
by Kevin Devlin March 16, 2005
Get the smalls disease mug.A very common disease, that originates in the large intestines. Causes the infected person to have a need/desire to poop at an irregular daily. The All-Timers Diseases acts mainly when nervous, causing your friends to wait for you while you poop, leading to them getting angry at you for pooping every time you're about to go somewhere. No diagnosis has been found yet.
Jeffy - "Yo man lets go smoke this j"
Frank - "Shit man, let me take a quickie"
Jeffy - "Fuck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to shit before we smoke"
Frank - "Dude, i have All-Timers Disease"
Frank - "Shit man, let me take a quickie"
Jeffy - "Fuck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to shit before we smoke"
Frank - "Dude, i have All-Timers Disease"
by Flippy55 June 28, 2010
Get the All-Timers Disease mug.He is very retarded but yet funny he also flirts with the opps. He's also very dorky when it comes to superman and spiderman he also eats ASS a lot
EW UR DASEAN
by quierdo $$1234567 March 19, 2017
Get the dasean mug.A condition popularized by Robin Williams's role in the movie _Jack_. A person with the "jack disease" is an ugly, ugly 20-something who looks like they're fifty. To be avoided at all costs.
by Javier Hdz May 19, 2006
Get the jack disease mug.It is a bacteria and virus that is uncurable. It spreads through both female and male, attacking the genetilias. Spreading the disease known as "The Mandy", or an British slang for "Itchy Balls and Ovaries". The virus mutates in the Breast, in particular the left breast.
by Casey Parker April 8, 2008
Get the mandy germ disease mug.1. when ones cock is bent at an angle.
2. when one can masturbate and have sex with his belly button at same time.
2. when one can masturbate and have sex with his belly button at same time.
As Kris was getting licked by courtland, he couldnt help but laugh at his Kraft disease.
She was directed away from the stinky mexican only to notice his kraft disease.
She was directed away from the stinky mexican only to notice his kraft disease.
by Poisson December 16, 2005
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