cupshaker

begging it
dying for some attention

acting up

being someone ur not.

person1:why she acting like that
person2: moving so cupshaker

person3: cupshaking for man😂😂
needs to calm down

by anonymous March 18, 2024

Cupcake Carling

The action of Spiking a cupcake named Carl into the ground

Yo Want to join me and Jake in cupcake carling at the party later?

by CapitalistDeej March 19, 2024

cumscara

When your older brother jerks off into a cotton then daps your eyeliner kit with his moist semen

Damn I thought I told you Brenda if you gon suck my dick you best be mourning like a rainy day in Seattle with yo ass sucking my d bitch Brenda you best be so sad that you one of my baddest hoes around you know I can only nut when I see your face smacked up and red and wet cumscara all ruined down your slutty bitch cakes and I need to nut so hard and if I don’t I’m gonna kick you in the can you little bitch don’t forget your cumscara

by Wolf murder March 21, 2024

Cupcake vegan

Cupcake vegans are vegans that don't do any activism and don't try to debate any non-vegans, sometimes not even when prompted. They're also called quiet vegans.

I used to be a cupcake vegan, but recently I have become an activist!

Even cupcake vegans do their part. Existence is resistance!

by VeganAlex March 23, 2024

cumscipades

Escapades and misadventures involving semen, usually billed as a thought experiment about how much money it would take for you to do something gross with semen.

"Would you eat all the cum in a retirement home for $200,000?"
"Dude, cut it out with the cumscipades."

by cheddartau March 28, 2024

cupcake eater

slang for paedophile.

reference to now famous youtuber "EDP445" who was caught approaching a 13yo girl's house, and responded by claiming he was simply "out here to grab a cupcake".

person 1: "hey have you heard about <minecraft youtuber>"
person 2: "yeah, apparently he turned out to be a.. *clears throat*.. cupcake eater"
person 1: "wow. im so surprised"

by telamons chicken hat April 6, 2024

Cupcake

Another term for an underage child, referencing popular (fallen off) online influencer EDP445 when he tried to meet an underage girl.

Did you hear Bryant Morland tried to get a cupcake?? What a sick fat bastard!

by Morty Gleckman April 7, 2024