Conco

Cracker wanna be that has no less than 6 children and eats dogs for breakfast.

Johny: Yo dawg you seen that Yolanda biyotch?
Jamal james jr.:yo Dawg I seen that dog eaten Conco!
Johny: O fo sho home dizzle!!

by Fo Mizzy le Hizzy February 17, 2003

condom

a cheap piece of latex rubber that is meant to protect you from disease and pregnancy. not only do they fail 100% of the time, they are very uncomfortable to wear and they actually increase the risk of disease. however, you can wear them 24/7, becasue they make going to the bathroom alot easier.

i never wear a condom because its very uncomfortabe, especially when intercourse is at its peak.

by eric123 December 2, 2007

Ear Condom

A condom that protects your ear when someone wants to ejaculate into it.

Don't finish yet, I need to put my Ear Condom on!

by russelcrowe September 2, 2013

congolese

Having a large, voluptuous buttocks

That dancer was so congolese that even when wearing bloomers, it appeared as though she was wearing a thong.

Pinky, the famous adult film star, is famous for her congolese physique.

On average, Black South African women are more congolese than Black Colombian women; the average French woman is less congolese than the average Irish or Russian woman.

by Edmann Quinn October 26, 2013

Concord

Concord is a small town in Eastern Mass, that is next to the hip and happenin town of Acton. Concord is a town full of a bunch of rich kids with houses worth millions. They all think that their town is poor, when they're all actually being a bunch of blind dumbasses. They are just jeleuos that Acton's schools has better academics, sports, the list goes on. Concord is also know for where the revolutionary war was at. They take all they fame in stuff, when other towns like Acton and Lexington, and more, should have some friggin fame. Concord is also know for having one of the first Unitarian Universalist churches, which is something they CAN brag about. Some toallty cool UUs are Therough, the lady who wrote Little Women, and MANY more... GO UUS! ANYways, concord is full of a bunch of rich preps who think they're ghettolicious.

Concordian 1: Hey, want to go grab a cup of tea?
Concordian 2: Sure. That sounds delightful.

by bla April 11, 2005

Cognos

1. A word offered as a sort of peace offering. When someone is mistreating you, you hold up the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) and say cognos, to symbolize that a certain individual is being rude.
2. Can be used as a similar sign to the sideways peace sign except you do the "Star Trek" hand symbol (index and middle finger seperated from ring and pinkie finger) but then turn it sideways and say cognos.

1. Person A: You look really ugly today! Person B: (Cognos hand symbol) Cognos, man, cognos!
2. Person A: See ya later! Person B: (sideways Cognos hand symbol) COGNOS!

by Hanna, AKA #3 November 14, 2006

Concordia

Concordia is the Latin word for "harmony," literally "with (one) heart."
1. In Roman mythology, Concordia is the goddess of harmony.
2. 'Concordia' is the Latin name for the 'Book of Concord,' a compilation of Lutheran doctrinal statements.
3. As a place name, Concordia may indicate Lutheran involvement/settlement.
4. Concordia System of colleges, universities, seminaries of the Lutheran Church-Missouri Synod, incl. Concordia College, Selma, AL; Concordia College, Bronxville, NY; Concordia Univ, Irvine, CA; Concordia Univ, Portland, OR; Concordia Univ, Ann Arbor, MI; Concordia Univ, River Forest, IL; Concordia Univ, St. Paul, MN; Concordia Univ, Austin, TX; Concordia Univ, Mequon, WI; Concordia Seminary, St. Louis, MO; Concordia Theo Seminary, Fort Wayne, IN; and the vastly superior Concordia Univ, Seward, NE.
5. Concordia Luth Seminary & Concordia Univ College, Edmonton, AB and Concordia Luth Theo Seminary, St. Catharines, ON, once part of the Concordia System, were inherited by Lutheran Church-Canada upon formation.
6. Concordia College, Moorhead, MN of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA).
7. Two Concordias in Australia are Lutheran grade schools, not universities.
8. Concordia College & University is a diploma mill with ever-changing headquarters that requires no attendance, no study, and will grant even your dog an advanced degree in approximately 12 hours.
9. Various independent Concordia institutions.

Ole: "What's the name of yer school?"
Lena: "I go to Concordia."
Ole: "Ya must be a Lutheran, then."
Lena: "Oh yeah, ya betcha!"

by Jared82CA June 14, 2013