Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015

Cold Cut

penis

i beat my cold cut

by chaface21 April 5, 2021

Cold Suck

5-pack of strident mint gum, some cold ass drink and some pop rocks.. and just go to town on that dick.

that was a cold suck

by Ben_Dover481 January 15, 2015

cold brew

Lolt(DH)art

“Did you hear cold brew is slanging?”

“Yeah nosh... still didn’t stop his girlfriend from cheating though, such DH”

by ShulzeTouchedMe July 17, 2021

Cold as tits

A saying that originated somewhere cold, where tits would be cold, presumably. Means to make an indication about the weather.

Damn it's cold as tits out here.

What?

Arctic tits.

Ah, I see.

by corrington December 1, 2011

Cold Stone

When you shit like a beast till day break

i was cold stoneing all night i drank x-lax

by Superdeluxe December 24, 2008

Cold start

A cold start is where two people of the opposite gender are about to start intercourse and the male puts at least 4 ice cubes into the females virginal region.

Me and my girl were making out then she got horny and I had to start it off right with a cold start

by Ben Dover niga April 4, 2020