click clack

1.)The sound of a pistol being cocked, or the sound of imminant death.
2.)A rap song by Slim Thug

"We were talkin shit then we heard *click clack* and he pulled out a 45."

by 3nchirit0 February 6, 2006

check

To re-evaluate one's position, and or actions

You better check yourself.

by Saiko July 29, 2003

clack

Most commonly used to describe aggressive, carnal sex which harkens to the exaggerated "ass-clap" sounds of mainstream pornography. Commonly accompanied with obnoxiously loud clapping of the hands for effect.

Its long form, "clack-a-lack," may also be used for special emphasis.

Rhymes with "gak," which, besides being an archaic Nickelodeon product, is a slang word for semen and/or ejaculating. Thus, to say "clack 'n gak" would be to suggest a "down and dirty" coital session in which the male only concerns himself with his own ejaculation and subsequent bragging rights.

May also be used to suggest any contact between two hard surfaces, usually instigated in an aggressive fashion.

Women (or men on the receiving end) may find the term "clack" offensive, as they are often referred as the pronoun "it" or "that" rather than named outright.

Thus,

"Dude, did you clack that shit?"
"Hell yeah I clacked it!"

Sounds much better than:

"Dude, did you clack her?"
"Hell yeah I clacked her!"

If the subject must be named in the sentence, then the pronoun "it" is still included and precedes the subject:

"Oh man, I'd love to clack it with the Olson twins."

Examples of non-sexual uses:

"Somebody tell this guy to scram before he gets clacked in the jaw."

"Damn, he clacked it out of the park!"

by jefeljefe January 4, 2010

Bone Check

1>when you check your supposively boneless chicken for bones by stabbing it repeatedly with a knife

2>when one football player hits another really hard

1> Ryan (staring at his chicken) "Bone check mother fucker bone check"

2> LT just bone checked Theisman

by KDoss August 24, 2005

ceck

Deceptive alternative of the word "cock". Best used against women of low intelligence due to the word's resembleance to the word "cake"

cake + cock = ceck

You: Hey I have this great ceck at home with frosting if you want some.
Girl: ooo, I'm starving, I love ceck!

by Mandrew Largewood July 30, 2008

checking the oil

When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.

Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!

by Ashley Mark April 29, 2008

checked out

When you've lost attraction and feelings to your SO, but you don't bother to work it out because you know the relationship wouldn't have lasted anyways. So you just end up waiting around in the relationship until you finally find the most convenient time to break up, whether that be because of working or housing situation, etc.

Friend: You don't seen affected by your breakup
Friend 2: Yea, I was done checked out that relationship months before I broke up with him/her

Friend: Hey, did you get to enjoy the hotel pool on your last day?
Friend 2: Nah, didn't bother, I was done checked out before the pool even opened

by muddyduck March 25, 2020