cleaveland soup

(V) The act of pooping on someone's chest while having diarrhea.

I was going to drop a cleaveland steamer on her, but since I had diarrhea she got some cleaveland soup instead.

by Gillywiz May 14, 2016

Scrotum Cleavage

Phenomenon occurring during the wearing of "short shorts" in which the scrotum falls out your pant leg and becomes visible to others.

Did you see the episode of Threes Company were John Ritter shows off his scrotum cleavage?

by Orange Cat April 13, 2010

The Cleavage Offence

Often seen in in play by female receptionists when a man arrives at the desk with the intention of engaging in an appropriate and innocent busness-like interaction.

She exaggeratedy places the palm of her hand on her chin and her elbow on the desk blatantly drawing attention to the act of her covering her cleavage from view with her forearm.

Frequently accompanied by chewing or staring with a raised eyebrow and one side of the mouth curled up in dusgust.

Usually carried out by insecure harpies with skin like the armpit on a Hell's Angel's beaten leather jacket.

Not to be confused with:
The Cleavage Defence.

Justin: "Hi, I'm here to see. . .errr"
Receptionist: Chew, chew, chew, 'siiiiighhhhhh. . .'
Justin: ". . . err, your CEO. I'm errr, a VP at Intel Labs."
Receptionist: "Have a seat then. 'Sigh'. . . "
Joseph: "Haha Justin, you just got totally busted checking out her rack!"
Justin: "No way man! She totally wrong-footed me with The Cleavage offence. No really. She so did dude!!"
Joseph: "Phhhttt. Sure. whatever."

by GabrielDertzer September 30, 2010

Man Cleave

When guys wear their button up shirts open to show thier hairy chests.

Tom Selleck as Magnum PI has epic man cleave!

by BAPotter February 23, 2011

Popeye Cleavage

(n) When a woman places her arm in the Popeye position to hold up her breasts whilst taking photos.

"You can tell that chick has small tits due to her Popeye Cleavage."

by BarefootedBaroness October 19, 2011

Hawaiian Meat Cleaver

When a female takes a shit on top of a man's penis, and the waits 5 mins so that it sticks on, then the female lies on her back and the man gets on his knee's on top of her and whips his dick in a circular motion so that the shit goes all over her. Then licks it off.

Dude I finally did the Hawaiian Meat Cleaver last night!!!

by DeeeeeeZ Nuts May 14, 2015

Clean Walks

Nice ass shoes, usually refering to sneakers.

"Look at them clean walks. I hella want a pair."

by Linnea Snyderman December 13, 2006