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chode

Chode a cock that is WIDER' than LONGER' HA!
Mr chode thats his name' that name again is Mr chode.
triple chin not 1 but 3 triple chin not 1 but 3.
Double 'G' That's his size that size again is Double 'G'!
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chode

The dank marshlands where the sensitivity of the testes and the brown hell hole synergize to create a doom zone leading to the inevitable peril of all those ignorant to its trickery. Also known as the sly and cunning fox of the male anatomy. Similar to the apple in the Garden of Eden or Pandora's Box in Ancient Greek Mythology - the root of all evil.

Characteristics: Ghastly stench that could choke your mother, the male equivalency to a clitoris, accredited for the destruction of male undergarments around the world, provides excellent shelter among the pubic stalagtytes,

Uses: delicacy among tribes of the Pacific (due to its tantalizing bitter-sweet taste and aroma), juices used in several types of holistic medicines worldwide (use as directed by your local primary care physician). Sterile chode sweat can be used to top off your favorite baked good (e.g. cherry chode pie, chodenuts)

Helpful tips on maintaining your chode: Be sure to stop short of the wipe before gracing the boundaries of the chode, as to be careful not to introduce the neonatal feces

FYI: The chode is very volatile with powers hard to contain. Close encounters can result in severe Hallerism.
My chode smells of sweet snapdragons after a dew haven; however upon closer inspection, a whirlwind of Hallers engulfed my girlfriend's face.

The villagers were intrigued by the sheer beauty of the chode, but were vastly ill-informed. The vicious funk of the beast chode spared no lives.

The accrued ball-sweat and freshly baked stool, made for one mean chode.
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Chode

YOU ARE WRONG, BITCH! A chode is a penis wider than it is long. your a fucking retard
Damn, that chode is fat
by John Deerer September 25, 2005
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chode monger

One who sells or deals in chodes
by moocow547 October 14, 2006
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Chode Monger

A girl who is too pussy to take a huge dick and only settles for chodes
Jenny: Is she gonna have sex with Jamal?
Martha: Nah, she's too much of a chode monger
by Jihad_Unit April 6, 2008
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Chode

Person 1 -Dude you're gay!!
Person 2 -Shut up you have a chode muffin!
Person 1 -WTF?
by ie ` Aquaman June 6, 2008
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