Crusty Flatbread

When a girl got no ass, but you eat it out anyway.

Yo, that lady got some crusty flatbread, I think it's time to snack.

by Sindrom September 30, 2022

Christy's crush

in process...

christy's crush pt1

by Ebuksam February 19, 2023

Crusty Crabs

Recepy for Crusty Crabs:

- Have consensual intercourse with a Female that has Crabs
- Jizz (Shout your sperm)on the vagina of this female. *
- Let it rest for about a week so the Jizz has some time to set in so it changes to a Crusty substance.
- Now Rub the Cum Crust of the vagina into a bag.

Voila, you now have Crusty Crabs!

*It is okay to use the sperm of someone else if you do not have any available.

I really felt like grabbing some Chicken McNuggets at the local McDo but i figured i had a nice bag of Low Cal Crusty Crabs at home.

by SpongeBawbz March 17, 2023

Crusty

1. Hard outer layer.
2. Irritable.
3. Murdoc Niccals

1. The crust of the pie.
2. The crusty old man.
3. Murdoc Niccals is the definition of crusty.

by byleriscannon:) October 23, 2022

crusty musty dusty

that one guy in the back of the class who's hair looks like a bird nest and always has sweaty ass hands

girl 1: that guy in the back of the class just called me a slut
girl 2: dw hes a crusty musty dusty sewer rat

by ahaha_slay_yee November 8, 2022

christyonne

They can be your best friend in a second. One day yall js talk the next day they are your besties They are amazing and will always find a way to make you laugh
if you ever find a christyonne in your life you better keep them close.😁

Zoe and Christyonne talking in class
(the next day)
Christyonne: hayy best friend
Zoe: hi

by UR BESTIE KAR May 17, 2023

Crusty Raccoon

When your partner is eating your ass and you blow a righteous aroma of shit out and it gives them pink eyes.

“What happened to your face, Steph?”
“My fucking boyfriend gave me a crusty raccoon!”

by Zero_G93 July 8, 2023