Skip to main content

hard christians

Basic Chad: Hey man, you listen to that new Travis Scott song, named Sicko Mode?
Damn Daniel: The fuck kinda whack ass shit is that? That's some real Chad ass stuff right there. I only listen to real rappers and groups like Hard Christians.
by Largesauce.com November 21, 2018
mugGet the hard christiansmug.

christian karl

The most badass, headass, assman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land

Huge dick
Yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome
by ArmyStrong75 May 24, 2017
mugGet the christian karlmug.

Instagram christian

A fake Christian. Someone who only acts like a Christian for Instagram likes.
Dabo Swinney is a total faker. He’s a real Instagram Christian.
by Urban Frank December 2, 2017
mugGet the Instagram christianmug.

Christian Authorpreneurship

The development of a writing/ publishing business with an inspirational or Christian theme from the ground up — coming up with an idea centered on book writing and/or publishing with an inspirational or Christian theme and turning it into a profitable business.
Determining your ministry and higher purpose is the first step in Christian Authorpreneurship.
mugGet the Christian Authorpreneurshipmug.

Conway Christian

This chain of schools is full of the biggest pussies to ever grace the planet. Contrary to belief, Alabama isn't the only place where people fuck their cousins, this school is full of inbred motherfuckers. The staff at this school don't do anything but assign shitty assignments that are so outrageously stupid no one will do them. Their sports teams suck so bad, they haven't won any games since 2009.
Person 1: Did you see the game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, they pulled a Conway Christian.
by thatbitch39 February 8, 2019
mugGet the Conway Christianmug.

christian carmichael

A kid who's going to be popular when he is 14 years old and will have a girlfriend named Kendal Shelley.
Have you met Christian Carmichael he's popular now!
by Christian Carmichael March 14, 2017
mugGet the christian carmichaelmug.

sloppy christian

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit
Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?
by AyyySlim June 24, 2020
mugGet the sloppy christianmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email